Back home

Shiva and Parvati. She was sooooo curvaceous. The ancients were into hips and boobs.

A many armed incarnation of Shiva.

Well, I'm back in one piece and it's great to be in my little house. Just going through my photos this afternoon. Unfortunately in the last internet cafe where I put on the Elephanta photos a man 'helped' me. Which has resulted in him removing all my last Bombay pictures from my camera. Thank you very much helpful man. At the moment I'm looking at Google pictures to see if I can find the carvings of Parvati and Shiva, which I'd like to add. Yes, more carvings! Plus I want to add some pictures from the backwaters. Maybe I can find something on line. Well, I'm going to miss this blogging lark. It's great coming home and not having to retell stories to people. Everybody knows about my holiday...really surreal. Catherine says I should continue with Bardeninbicester. But sorry it just doesn't have a ring to it. And hey, what the hell would I write? For a start I'd probably piss my nearest and dearest off.

Flight back was fine apart from circling around Heathrow for about 1 hour. No one to pick me up. So had to hang around Gloucester Green waiting for the Bicester bus. Jesus, it was freezing. Had to open my bag and take out a couple of scarves. But good to be back. Especially the joy of cleaning my teeth with TAP water. Yeah.

Bloody hell my photos upload in seconds on my computer. Wow, I can add loads more and bore you all even more stupid!! I got a great angle on Parvati with her amazing shape. Thank you so much 'helpful' man.

My bed was so comfortable last night I slept so well. Soft pillows and duvets are the amber nectar. I've got my Indian perfume on so I can be transported back in an instant. really important because it's bloody foul weather here.